Dream Dreamer

I'm on edge today as I've got a shoot for two days that'll take me away from home. I've no worries about abandoning ship more the fact that my dreams will come true.

My first dream about this assignment was the model smoking whilst wearing the clothes. I'm under pressure here as it is for an outlet village and the clothes are loaned, not samples, so really, really need to be returned in the same state - as they are for sale. I'm always very careful with samples, try to pin very neatly without damaging but samples are more robust as they are samples. Outlet items are for sale! Anyway in my dream the model ignored me and the photographer didn't care and everything stank of smoke. I had to stop myself from phoning the PR agency yesterday to tell them to tell the models not to smoke!

My next nightmare is more to do with me. I'm staying with a friend on Wednesday night and am fearful of sitting up all night drinking, talking and generally being silly. I'm going to bed at 9pm with a book and feigning a headache from driving - I can't trust myself so need to make up a story. In my dreams I'm out clubbing at rubbish nightclubs dancing to cheesy music, wearing beer goggles.....

My final dream revolves around Hot Fuzz. The photo shoot is in Wells and if you've seen this hilarious British film you'll understand my problem. Again I can't be trusted I wake up sweating as I let down the clients with my irreverent styled shoot, making the model chase a swan in promotional photo. A, it isn't funny and B, it is a stupid thought... and yet childishly I still laugh about the possibility in the daytime.

Awh well the trials of a mid-level stylist!