It's all true...

I've hardly had a moment to read my Vogue subscription that popped through the door 2 days ago. I was really looking forward to the fashion horoscope as British Vogue dropped horoscopes ages ago. I like a bit of harmless momentary indulgence.

As this is my birthday month and my new style challenge is going to start on my birthday for a whole year I was very amused by the accuracy of the description. Who knew I could be so predictable...

"The Scorpion nurses a love-hate relationship with fashion - the creativity appeals, but the rules and frivolousness rattles her notorious tail. That said, she possesses an incorruptible respect for beautiful things. Black and jewelled tones - ruby reds, amethyst purples and emerald greens - bold stripes and graphic prints tend to suit. Miu Miu's dark apple print will have caught her sharp eye. Or a sensualised preppy style, as worn by the likes of Lauren Hutton, Chloe Sevigny and Alexa Chung. A female scorpion is phoenix-like, just remember how Phoebe Philo left the fashion world only to return and hit the zeitgeist instantly. Never predict a scorpion's next act! By reputation, she's a magnet to men, but remains too complex to be simply a show pony. At night, expect to be struck by the shining hair, fierce eyes, lazy smile, feminine figure and wicked sense of humour."